Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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