i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Randomize
