now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
