the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do vagina's smell?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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