Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
BRING THE BAGELS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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