well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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