Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Your cock deserves a montage
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
BRING THE BAGELS
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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