No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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