yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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