if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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