No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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