I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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