none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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