I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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