are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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