yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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