I cut my penus on the lid.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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