..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
wow bdsm is so cute
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