It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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