Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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