Fine. I'll sleep in my office
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym