i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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