No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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