Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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