I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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