Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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