Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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