Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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