"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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