brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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