he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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