i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize