It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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