I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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