marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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