I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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