Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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