Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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