i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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