I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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