Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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