the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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