No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Can I color on your dick again?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dick very happy bro
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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