We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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