What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
whose ass print is on the piano?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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