honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
