Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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