I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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