everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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