Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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