I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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