and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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