just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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