Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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