so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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