i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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