Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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